cholazard:

i like you do you like me

kiss me if yes

recite the bible in slovakian if no

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fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

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• parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
• me: well they turned into a cunt

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

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